Saturday, February 14, 2009

Happy Valentine's Day


A woman walks into a post office and notices a middle-aged,well-dressed man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. As he seals each envelop he sprays it with a puff of perfume.

The woman's curiosity gets the better of her, so she goes up to the man and asks what he is doing. The man replies, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"

"But why?" she asks.

"Because I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.

Don't blame me, blame Doug, that crusty old Cupid, himself.
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1 comment:

  1. Malcolm+Sat Feb 14, 09:22:00 PM

    If he were really smart, he'd package them up and mail them to the Postmaster at Love, Saskatchewan so they could be inducted into the mail system there with the authentic Love cancel.

    http://www.canadapost.ca/cpo/mc/personal/collecting/cancels/saskatchewan/love.jsf

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