Baruch Atah Ado- nai, Elo- heinu Melech Ha-Olam, Asher Kid'shanu B'Mitzvosav (or B'Mitzvotav), V'tzi-vanu al Sefiras (or Sefirat) Ha'Omer.Blessed are You, Ado- nai our G-d, Sovereign of the Universe, Who has Sanctified us with Your Commandments, and has Commanded us regarding the Counting of the Omer.
Whattsa matta? You hungry?No, I'm just tired.Tired? You not tired. You hungry. You need food. Food is fuel. You need fuel.No, really, I'm just tired.Okay, I fix you a bowl of soup.No, really, I'm just tired.Okay, I fix you a sandwich.Honest, I'm so tired I can't eat a thing.Okay, half a sandwich? Maybe a piece of fruit?Alright! Alright! I'll have a piece of fruit!
It would have been enough.But wait! There's more!