As our Jewish sisters and brothers prepare to celebrate Hannukah beginning at sundown on Tuesday, a little something that proposes to answer the question that no doubt burns in everyone's heart (or, perhaps, just causes heartburn),
"What WOULD happen if we were to blend Avenue Q and Fiddler on the Roof?"
So, sit down. Have a sandwich. Maybe a piece of fruit. Enjoy.
Oh, and, call your mother.