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Thursday, May 21, 2009

Five Ways to Misery. . .

. . . . effective strategies for a miserable life.

A friend sent this to me yesterday afternoon.

It's perfect. Absolutely perfect.

I think we should send this to every bishop and deputy to General Convention as mandatory viewing before we all get to Anaheim.

Maybe then we'd laugh at ourselves and actually accomplish stuff. You know. Like, justice.

2 comments:

PseudoPiskie said...: Perfect description of a couple of friends. Perfect description of how to trash friendships.; Thu May 21, 11:29:00 AM
Elizabeth Kaeton said...: Or, any relationship.; Thu May 21, 12:40:00 PM

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