"Finally, I suspect that it is by entering that deep place inside us where our secrets are kept that we come perhaps closer than we do anywhere else to the One who, whether we realize it or not, is of all our secrets the most telling and the most precious we have to tell." Frederick Buechner
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Saturday, February 14, 2009
Happy Valentine's Day
A woman walks into a post office and notices a middle-aged,well-dressed man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. As he seals each envelop he sprays it with a puff of perfume.
The woman's curiosity gets the better of her, so she goes up to the man and asks what he is doing. The man replies, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?" she asks.
"Because I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.
Don't blame me, blame Doug, that crusty old Cupid, himself.
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If he were really smart, he'd package them up and mail them to the Postmaster at Love, Saskatchewan so they could be inducted into the mail system there with the authentic Love cancel.
http://www.canadapost.ca/cpo/mc/personal/collecting/cancels/saskatchewan/love.jsf
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