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Monday, April 20, 2009

Monday Morning Fairy Tale

One day, a long time ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or bitch.

But it was a long time ago, and it was just that one day.

The End.

(And, like I said, it was a Fairy Tale, anyway.)

Hat tip to Saintly Ramblings who SAYS a parishioner who is a woman sent it to him. - Yeah, right.


Bill said...

I believe it was Mrs. Warren Cleaver.

Muthah+ said...

And since I am older than dirt, it was a VERY long time ago!

KJ said...

Oh, I think that the gender and sexuality of the main character can be quite flexible.

June Butler said...

Some might say that I was bitchy from the cradle, but they've all passed on now, so I'm safe from THAT accusation.

episcopalifem said...


Oh...erm...that wasn't a prayer?