The quote of the day from the House of Bishops (I swear to God this is true but I won't identify the source. Oh, okay, buy me a martini and I just may spill):
"What we need to do in this resolution is to give a sense of movement without actually doing something."
As the British would say, "Well, and there it is, then."
To quote George Burns, "Say Goodnight, Gracie."
As I have often said about the church, "You just can't make this stuff up."
Or, to quote my then feisty but now sainted grandmother, "Ah, the things we do for Jesus."