The following game was sent to me by Paul who found it on Daily KOS 'Cheers and Jeers.'
You know, when it becomes THIS obvious, the issue is really not an issue anymore.
So, everybody ready? Let's play a game!
All you have to do is figure out which of the following was said by a straight married couple, and which was said by a gay married couple.
"Quit hogging the remote."
"It's your turn to take the dog out to pee."
"Hurry up or we'll be late for church."
"Be right back---I gotta pick the kids up from soccer practice."
"You're not wearing that to Jacob's Bar Mitzvah. Are you? Really?"
"I promise I'll be nice to your mother. For at least the first 15 minutes."
"You never, you always, why can't you, why don't you, why didn't you, how could you, why couldn’t you, why haven't you, why aren’t you...?"
"Our pastor married us. It was a great ceremony."
"We're not religious so we went to a justice of the peace."
"She voted for McCain, I voted for Obama. Let's leave it at that."
"Turn right, turn left, no the other left, now you've gone too far, gimme the map, you're speeding again..."
"I'm gonna cry at Rusty's graduation like a busted garden hose. You've been warned. Deal with it."
"Not tonight, I have a headache."
"Oh look! The underwear fairy made another deposit on the bedroom floor. How special!"
"I love you."
Good luck! Hey, here's an idea: Why not mail this to all your conservative friends and see how they do!