Might as well just put your jaw on the floor now.
I would never link to VirtueOnline, but I know you won't believe me unless I at least tell you how to find this article.
It's from 'Virtue Online' (an oxymoron if there ever was) in the featured section "From My Ear to Yours," and dated 6/23/09.
A friend sent it to me and I didn't / couldn't believe it, so I went over there to see for myself.
Even so, I still can't believe he actually wrote these words - and wasn't making a joke.
Rumors abound that Ft. Worth Bishop Jack Leo Iker's long term goal is to take his diocese to Rome. Not true. Numerous sources have told VOL that he is deeply committed to the new North American Anglican Province and he will work with his fellow bishops over the thorny issue of women's ordination.
A number of his Ft. Worth priests were recently seen at the Anglican Use conference in Houston. He has told them that if they want to go to Rome, they can do so, but they can't take their property with them.
See what I mean?
You just can't make this stuff up.
Where's Alice and why is that rabbit scurrying along complaining about being late?