Two noblemen in England, Roderick and Cedric, who had grown up together and gone to school together, pooled resources and did a week long adventure each year.
Some years it was off to Africa, others to climb mountains in Switzerland, and so on and so forth.
In this particular year, they decided to rent a hot air balloon and float
around for a week.
As fate would have it, they launched off and were immediately socked into a
nasty fog. Even worse, they dropped and broke their compass, so they lost
all sense of direction.
After drifting aimlessly for hours, a break came in the fog. They saw a
field below them with no identifiable landmarks, but a person was walking
through the field.
Roderick yelled down, "Sir, where are we?"
The person yelled back, "You're in a balloon."
Then the fog socked back in and they again adrift.
Says Cedric, "Well, a lot of good that did us."
Says Roderick, "Oh, that was very useful, we are just outside Canterbury."
"How do you know that?" says Cedric.
"Well, that was obviously the Abp. of Canterbury out for walk. I know that
because everything he said was the absolute truth, but of no earthly value
whatsoever."
As told by the Rev'd Donald Lowery
Who was clergy one from Upper SC but how now lives in NC
"Finally, I suspect that it is by entering that deep place inside us where our secrets are kept that we come perhaps closer than we do anywhere else to the One who, whether we realize it or not, is of all our secrets the most telling and the most precious we have to tell." Frederick Buechner
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2 comments:
LMAO!!!!!
snicker. but sad.
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